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By JeffeeBojangles - 28/02/2012 12:46 - United States

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

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By HannaMD - 26/01/2015 15:21 - Canada

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

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By SonOfACatKiller - 19/09/2019 08:00 - United States - Juno

Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML

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By nocatlover - 21/01/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML

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By benji - 01/11/2011 19:02 - United States

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

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Her House, Her Rules.

By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML

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By Noname - 26/10/2008 21:20 - United States

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

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Preservation

By Anonymous - 11/11/2022 02:00 - Germany

Today, we were cleaning out my grandma’s freezer and found a perfectly preserved dead weasel, which she had put in there for some reason after the cat had killed it. My mom’s cat from when she was a child, that is. My mom is 64 now. FML

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Febreze time

By catpeecathy - 14/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML

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Human! Come quick!

By He got a lot of treats for that - 09/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML

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emba_fml 13

Tuesday 28 February 2012 16:01

Put her in the dryer. I:

Musicholic_asey 1

Tuesday 28 February 2012 16:03

I thought old ladies were supposed to like cats?

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Cigar 11

Tuesday 28 February 2012 21:26

Is your cat okay? I think he/she should be locked in your bedroom when you leave. Provide food, water and a litterbox of course. Part of me wonders if you're living with your grandmother BECAUSE she cannot take care of herself or others.. if not, please schedule a mental health evaluation with her doctor. Putting an animal in a dryer isn't a normal behavior.

I_live_in_Hell 4

Tuesday 28 February 2012 21:27

Gotta love your grandma....

Inediblepeaches 15

Tuesday 28 February 2012 21:55

11- Or use your profile pic on her

PinkFun1969 9

Tuesday 28 February 2012 21:55

Today, would be a good day to put Grandpa in the microwave;-)

nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

Tuesday 28 February 2012 22:30

Dementia WINS.

GingerNinja 18

Tuesday 28 February 2012 22:38

"and the cat's caught in the dryer"

Caramelli 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 23:04

Oh, poor cat! Is he/she okay? :(

mrssuarez2011 12

Tuesday 28 February 2012 23:13

I would move far far away and report her for animal abuse

mrssuarez2011 12

Tuesday 28 February 2012 23:13

I would move far far away and report her for animal abuse

G6chick 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 23:15

Is it alive?

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