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By JeffeeBojangles - 28/02/2012 12:46 - United States

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

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By HannaMD - 26/01/2015 15:21 - Canada

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

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Alas, poor Tiddles

By SonOfACatKiller - 19/09/2019 08:00 - United States - Juno

Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML

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By nocatlover - 21/01/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML

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By benji - 01/11/2011 19:02 - United States

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

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Her House, Her Rules.

By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML

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By Noname - 26/10/2008 21:20 - United States

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

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Preservation

By Anonymous - 11/11/2022 02:00 - Germany

Today, we were cleaning out my grandma’s freezer and found a perfectly preserved dead weasel, which she had put in there for some reason after the cat had killed it. My mom’s cat from when she was a child, that is. My mom is 64 now. FML

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Febreze time

By catpeecathy - 14/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML

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Human! Come quick!

By He got a lot of treats for that - 09/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML

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emba_fml 13

Tuesday 28 February 2012 16:01

Put her in the dryer. I:

Musicholic_asey 1

Tuesday 28 February 2012 16:03

I thought old ladies were supposed to like cats?

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bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 28 February 2012 19:17

At her age, she deserves to be hard on the ol' pussy!

guitarbeast 22

Tuesday 28 February 2012 19:21

Or in a home

flashback.miss 28

Tuesday 28 February 2012 19:32

wtf

itis409 14

Tuesday 28 February 2012 19:54

It could have been worse. She could have put antifreeze in its milk, or held a pillow over its head, or put it in the microwave, etc.

J9DeeZy 4

Tuesday 28 February 2012 20:15

Better than the microwave?

isis_morrigan 18

Wednesday 29 February 2012 5:26

Great, now I'm wondering to myself if a cat in the dryer or a cat in the microwave would make a bigger mess!

ohboyfml22 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 20:32

Was the pussy wet or something?

RatedR916_fml 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 20:57

Dogs are better.....f*©k.cats but again cats keep the little rodents in control

cowboys357 4

Tuesday 28 February 2012 21:01

Doesnt everybody put there cat in the dryer?

emit97 8

Tuesday 28 February 2012 21:02

Oh my gosh, thats awful. Is it ok... I know I would be crying for any animal if someone did that.

Alli201103 3

Tuesday 28 February 2012 21:18

Who wants a dry pussy?

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