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By JeffeeBojangles - 28/02/2012 12:46 - United States

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

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By HannaMD - 26/01/2015 15:21 - Canada

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

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By SonOfACatKiller - 19/09/2019 08:00 - United States - Juno

Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML

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By nocatlover - 21/01/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML

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By benji - 01/11/2011 19:02 - United States

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

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Her House, Her Rules.

By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML

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By Noname - 26/10/2008 21:20 - United States

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

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Preservation

By Anonymous - 11/11/2022 02:00 - Germany

Today, we were cleaning out my grandma’s freezer and found a perfectly preserved dead weasel, which she had put in there for some reason after the cat had killed it. My mom’s cat from when she was a child, that is. My mom is 64 now. FML

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Febreze time

By catpeecathy - 14/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML

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Human! Come quick!

By He got a lot of treats for that - 09/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML

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emba_fml 13

Tuesday 28 February 2012 16:01

Put her in the dryer. I:

Musicholic_asey 1

Tuesday 28 February 2012 16:03

I thought old ladies were supposed to like cats?

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taazer 12

Tuesday 28 February 2012 23:19

Is your cat okay? :(

draken389 1

Tuesday 28 February 2012 23:29

what the **** man, I'll kill your grandma

Brax0826 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 23:53

Does it smell fresh?

IPoopedOnU 12

Tuesday 28 February 2012 23:57

I thought old lady's were supposed to love cats and have like 10 of them... :|

quadricorn23 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 0:01

Hey. It's not that bad on the dryer. U got stuck in my friends...

quadricorn23 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 0:01

Hey. It's not that bad on the dryer. U got stuck in my friends...

quadricorn23 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 0:04

*I

jplane 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 0:10

Where's the cats fml and did it live?

MargaretColleen 8

Wednesday 29 February 2012 0:12

I really hope your cat is okay!

EmoPotato 3

Wednesday 29 February 2012 0:41

That happened to my cat, only she crawled n layed on the warm ( still damp) clothes but my grandma didn't realize she was in there and turned it on again. Meow.. Thunk thunk thunk meow...

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