By cheese123 - 03/01/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
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gazzdogs 5

1. Get Hamster 2. Call it virginity 3. Lose Hamster Close Enough.

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Garzoo 4

Time will come, make it a special moment. Don't take it to the heart.

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almostalbino 10

Just smile and give them what I like to call the pterodactyll face. :$ (I think I may have failed spelling ptero...)

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hellaciousstar 0

Don't be upset that is actually a saying from their time xp my grandmas all told me the same thing when I turned sixteen. It's just a saying from the past.

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ThecomingofTan 9

Don't worry about not getting kissed. I didn't have my first kiss until this 35 year old man lured me in the Wendy's bathroom promising to buy me a Frosty. Side note: **** you, Steve. That Frosty was shit and you ate my nuggets while I was in the bathroom. ****.

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icychill10_fml 6

sounded like a legit promise. I'd go into any windowless van if they promised a frosty of all things

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bookworm1 0

Dont worry op im 23 and i havent gotten my first kiss yet.

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LOL1204 3

I'm not even going to rate this. Your life doesn't suck just because you haven't had your first kiss. I didn't have my first until I was 18. Nothing wrong with it. Save it for someone special!

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ThatLooksSticky 16

My grandmother used to refer to me as "that red headed bitch who will never amount to anything."

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almostalbino 10

Your grandmother sounds like a lovely woman. May I meet her?

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silentbutfunny 0

Both of your pictures makes both statements more belivable

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dayzz1 10

Dw I'm the same OP but it will happen :)

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kaykay20 0

At least your not an old women whose never been kissed (see could be worse). Really nothing bad about a teenager saving herself for a decent guy who'd treat her right.

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