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By cheese123 - 03/01/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML

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By loveless - 18/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML

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By wtf - 10/01/2014 16:47 - United States - Delmar

Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 13:00

Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML

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By MrDisgrace - 17/09/2017 13:00

Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML

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By Forever alone Guy - 19/02/2013 23:07 - Australia - Narre Warren

Today, I've been single for so long my grandmother had to ask if I actually like women or not. FML

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By Bullet - 13/08/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML

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By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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Faint praise

By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 12:02 - Romania - Iasi

Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML

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gazzdogs 5

Tuesday 3 January 2012 11:49

1. Get Hamster 2. Call it virginity 3. Lose Hamster Close Enough.

Garzoo 4

Tuesday 3 January 2012 11:48

Time will come, make it a special moment. Don't take it to the heart.

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xMissxMurderx 1

Tuesday 3 January 2012 21:23

"Sweet 16 and never been kissed" is one of those cute phrases that old people say. It was a good thing to be chaste back in their day.

almostalbino 10

Tuesday 3 January 2012 22:20

I like your colorful wolfish dragon picture.

yakita60 2

Tuesday 3 January 2012 22:26

Haha love you too, Grandma...

amkaye 1

Tuesday 3 January 2012 23:02

You're 16. So what?

beccerzz21 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 23:12

Like 9 said. It could hve been much worse. My aunt did the same thing when introducing me to her boss because I was tryin to get a job. But instead she said "let me introduce you to my 18-year-old that tends to get around a lot. Didn't know what she was thinking. She said it "slipped"

lovelife_1284 3

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:02

This is a bad fml.... its just stupid

suxforyou1225 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:03

At least they'll die soon

smashmaster52 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:37

I know how u feel my first kiss was at my 16th birthday party ... I was to drunk to remember it

turtleomnom 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:27

oh god, OP, my grandma has been doing this for months. I know how you feel, it sucks, sorry :(

Epichearts 2

Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:29

I just got my first kiss last year when i was 15. I wasnt allowed to date so we were having a "School romance" as he called it and keeping it at school. The kiss wasnt romantic but atleast we were good friends :)

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