By cheese123 - 03/01/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
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gazzdogs 5

1. Get Hamster 2. Call it virginity 3. Lose Hamster Close Enough.

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Garzoo 4

Time will come, make it a special moment. Don't take it to the heart.

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N3766 20

I used to think old people are fun, then I took a monkey in my head, oh wait...

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gazzdogs 5

Dude, what the ****?

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Monkeybuttcream 4

14 - You can add this picture to your spank bank.

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VertigoF8 2

Why would she do that? That's not cool. Grandmothers are supposed to be supportive, kind, and caring.

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I_Punch_Babies 7

just cuz she wasnt kissed doesnt necessarily mean she hasnt been ******

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gazzdogs 5

You can't use grammar correctly and you punch babies. Classy, you are a real ladies man.

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GoW_Chick 14

I'm sorry I had to fix your comment. *Just because she wasn't kissed doesn't necessarily mean that she hasn't been ******.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Not to be the moron to point this out, but OP never said whether she actually Has been kissed, only that her grandma introduced her as such. Not that I doubt OP keeps her grandma in the loop on first kisses, cherry popped, etc... :p (Never knowing met a non virgin that hasn't been kissed now that I think about that too. Seems to be a minority....) ....And you punch babies, you ******. ;)

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ToxicxKitten 9

She says these things out of love... In her own senile way.

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RinaVampire31 18

Why are you complaining? They're HER friends, it's not like she's trying to set you up with them.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

She is complaning how her grandma view her.

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DjeePee 24

Yeah, because being embarassed is totally cool.

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rubberduckie94 13

I see your point, yeah it was humiliating , but dollars to donuts grandma was proud. Op should not be so defensive. I bet all those little ladies loved her.

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DontForgetMe4 0

" This is Lucy, my dear granddaughter! the sweetheart has never been kissed! any takers?" *old lady cackle*

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MissSMC 0

So what? Your 16.. that doesn't mean its never going to happen.

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ClumsyKee 14

You're not alone on that one... XD Grandmas are just awesome aren't they?

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Babynurse28 0

It's just an old expression "sweet sixteen and never been kissed".

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