By Username - 20/08/2011 00:22 - United States

Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because, "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 596
You deserved it 12 045

Same thing different taste

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borkchop1992 15

old people have a even more peculiar one about them

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EarAcheMyEYE10 2

OP, tell her "I'll do it if you do, cause old people have a peculiar smell about them too! Now go clean your dentures will ya, they're covered in two day old food... and don't worry, I got you your favorite diapers!"

patacus 14

she has a point. the rankest, most cringe inducing ungodly smelly people I come across ALL tend to be large. I mean its a different smell than sweaty, bo. its like a my body is decaying while im still alive smell. oh yeah im typing this on my phone so that's why it looks so poorly typed

baconboy_42 8
lopezk 0

Put her in a nursing or retirement home. Those smell of feces, urine, death, and bad food. Nothing else comes close to it.

TheIFizzyHammerz 0

YDI! If ur gunna b fat don't expect ppl not to tell u. She's just helpin u to make sure u don't smell like dog shit... Granny no's best

Majstr 23

It is not realy healthy for your skin to shower twice a day.