By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 22:59 - Australia - Redland Bay

Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 578
You deserved it 5 036

Same thing different taste

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In my personal experience grandfathers tend to be rather intimidating so I'm not surprised. Be glad you're grandfather stood up for you.

Atleast they know how to respect elders. Plus in my opinion older people are always more intimadating. They got that look

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Hey. You don't wanna be gummed to death by your grandpa.

olpally 32

That's ******* awesome!!! I hope you thanked him!! :D

mndlssphnx 10

Dude, old people are freaking terrifying.

19- I think #3's picture would be a perfect response to your comment.

mas1995 12
Julie_Defixe 6

Your grandpa is awesome. Period.

That's freaking awesome! Plus he showed you how to act when you're his age :D

osm1989_fml 6

Your problem was that you "complained." Grandpa threatened. Entirely different tactics...

Not exactly. OP laid the ground with his complaints. Grandpa then came in and threatened to put them under the ground. Well played, grandpa.

Now you can threaten to invite your grandpa over whenever those hooligans disrespect your neighborhood.

SApprentice 34

Elderly people can be horrifying. Ever been gummed by a toothless person? It's exceedingly painful.

Sounds like a scene from Gran Torino. Hope it did it as bad ass as Clint Eastwood did!

Not gonna lie, but Clint Eastwood kind of scares me lol

Old people ARE scary. Deep inside, you just realize that they have the experience (and the insanity) to fulfill their promises.