By nipman - 25/04/2011 19:12 - United States

Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML
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xAustinZx 0

just be glad he didn't have a flame thrower

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doughnutboy99 2

This is not funny as a solider in the Pacific he would have to keep watch at night to make sure the Japensses whouldn't sneak in and slit their throats and reliving flashbacks are often too so just stay in your room till he is fully awake and it is not uncommon for war veterans to overact over things

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skyeyez9 24

Be lucky he didn't cut off your ears and make a necklace out of them. WWII: There was an actual memo to tell US soldiers to "Quit cutting off the ears, fingers and heads of Japanese soldiers to keep was war memorabilia.". O.O

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perdix 29

Time for a kamikaze mission!

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DrewSmooth 0

You stole what I was gonna put haha

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DrewSmooth 0

Haha that's funny. :P

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Grimmerie 31

the fml mods got tired of having to buy new pens and told him to gtfo.

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FMLandurstoo 9

gayboiii likes pens up his mouth

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soccer246130 0

dress like a marine that way he will not go crazy at u

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omg_a_BALLOON 0

Does your name happen to be Josh?

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topie_fml 6

well...do be eating rice so much I guess.

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Avenged7Gabe 0

is boners stupid?

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eesiino24 0

aww your poor grandpa! have some feel for him though, those must have been some rough times for him.

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