Money: Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from...

By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:40 - United States

Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML

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Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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By hmmm - 01/10/2013 12:32 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to Pizza Hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 15:00

Today, during a small argument over clothes of all things, I totally lost my temper and broke up with my boyfriend. He is refusing to take me back and I’m now screwed as his wage paid about 60% of our joint bills. I may lose my flat. FML

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Emmamazing 26

Monday 15 June 2015 12:29

He sounds like an ungrateful child. If this is a normal thing and he can't figure out how to contribute, he's no good for you. Sorry OP

Tessa_11 19

Monday 15 June 2015 12:28

Wow, make him help out or leave him.

Comments

1dvos_grl3 21

Monday 15 June 2015 17:59

I know everyone's solution is breaking up on here but that might suit this issue..

pandalover69 26

Tuesday 16 June 2015 1:17

What are you even trying to say?

jforren 14

Monday 15 June 2015 18:16

If he's willing to steal now, think about potentially sharing a bank account in the future. There isn't much of a future in this relationship, sorry OP

chisty87 16

Monday 15 June 2015 18:18

my question is why are you still calling him "boyfriend" if hes that lazy and ungrateful...i believe in working/talking things out first but ill assume this isnt the first occurrence so you should've gave his ungrateful manchild lazy ass the boot long ago...

pandalover69 26

Tuesday 16 June 2015 1:11

Maybe this is the first time he's stolen from op, but I think it should be the last, hopefully this was the last straw for op and she dumped him.

homtravel 10

Monday 15 June 2015 18:27

He's probably with you only for reasons like that.

shinikageWolf 15

Monday 15 June 2015 18:47

It's one thing to be unemployed and unable to contribute to the bills, it's another to steal and be a burden. He should be polite and nice to you if you're the one sustaining him.

pandalover69 26

Tuesday 16 June 2015 1:04

Or she could just dump him and he can learn to fend for himself and hopefully grow up.

Etweens96 25

Monday 15 June 2015 19:23

Dump him, you're better than him!

Patstarr 6

Monday 15 June 2015 19:50

a man that don't work won't eat in my house

bapbap_fml 15

Tuesday 16 June 2015 5:36

I guess it depends the reason why he's not working. If he was a stay at home dad that's different than OP's situation. I'd love if my husband was a stay-at-home dad.

lollypop30001 19

Monday 15 June 2015 19:51

Sounds like your dating a man child time to dump his butt and find a better guy!

FragrantSalmon 12

Monday 15 June 2015 19:58

YDI seriously, someone who allows this behavior by not doing anything and still live with them are in the just same amount of wrong as the one who's acting like that. Do something about it and stop looking for attention on the Internet for moral support.