By GoldenSteve - 05/11/2015 15:31 - United States - Humble

Today, my gym teacher ranted about how the government should put all the death row inmates in a coliseum and film them fighting. I guess he lied when he said he only drinks at the weekend. FML
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Tripartita 44

Listening to insane rambling > gym class Or maybe I'm just a lazy ass.

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LoverWordsFood 27

Those guys try to do it anyway. We should hold something like this every 6 months and have them go at each others throats, just form different games for them to go through and watch. Kinda like the hunger games.

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Etweens96 25

A prisoners hunger games? That's actually a pretty good idea!

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Yastafari 16

Is it just me but does it also bothers others OP misuse the preposition "at" as if "the weekend" is a place & not an actual day of the week?

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Stuffaluffagus 25

What do those two things even have to do with each other?

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warrenhoward42 20

I don't disagree... but there should be a sniper on watch

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Brandi_Faith 33

I'm shocked at the number of people that are actually ok with this idea. Who's to say that it wouldn't be voluntary and that criminals would be forced into it, especially after all the revenue it creates? Should we add lions & tigers for them to fight too? Rome already did this at the real coliseum, they were called gladiators, and it turned out bad for everyone. One of the many reasons why the Roman Empire fell. They were all monsters full of bloodlust and power that turned on each other. Yes, let's go back to that...great idea. :/

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person6641 6

Jesus Christ finally someone who's making sense around here. I mean they're on death row already, isnt that enough? You're going to make them be slaughtered in a desperate attempt to survive. That make you people worse than any murderers, just skimming through these you all sound like monsters. They are still people, they might have done terrible things but maybe not all of them are blood thirsty and soulless as you think?

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SixthSinEnvy 39

So you're saying that even though to even be put on death row they had to brutilize, mame, torture, serial rape, and/or kill, they can't be that bloodthirsty and soulless? They violated a person's human rights in the worst way but we should continue to pay taxes that keep them alive and in "decent" conditions with a place to sleep and meals, while they may have starved their own victims? **** that. They got there for a reason. They are a burden on society. The money needs to flow back into the pockets of the law abiding citizens for a change. Deadman Wonderland was the perfect example of prison done right.

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