Animals: Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I...

By whymommywhy - 21/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 17:59 - United States - Santa Rosa Beach

Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 14:01

Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML

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By traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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Poor Mr Nibbles

By Karlo Kračun - 09/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By idontevenlikehamsters - 08/04/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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By Chatons - 05/12/2013 06:52 - Switzerland

Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML

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Goobian 3

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:49

Today I was born, and this strange creature towered over my mother and my siblings, and touched one of my siblings. Later my mother decided to eat the sibling that the creature touched. Now I am terrified of being petted. FML

Bumlove89 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:35

I'm sorry to hear that. I honestly didn't know that fact either. I don't blame you because you didn't know and therefore didn't purposely do it.

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Bee4594 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 14:31

I completly agree with you #27. Expect for the whole part about who cares if the baby hamster dies. The OP may not of known that the hamster was pregnant in the first place. And how is she/he supposed to know every fact about baby hamsters? I feel bad for you. I hope the other ones arent afraid of you and hate you forever

DizzyDemon0 9

Tuesday 21 April 2009 14:50

Hahahahahahha. you gon' GET IT

ineedadrink 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 14:53

You are obviously young and irresponsible.. you can not even take care of a hamster, LOL.

FlyMeToTheMoon 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 14:54

Well done jackass. Ever heard of research? You know, that little thing called google where you can spend a whole amazing 5 minutes just checking the basics to make sure you know what you are doing? You don't deserve pets.

wowfmlife 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 14:56

Idiots, stop reversing the FMLs. Sometimes its funny but this one doesn't work at all. You're not funny so just give up. And regarding this FML, I wouldn't have known that either, must have been horrible to watch.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 15:00

I agree #27. Ya'll can't say that the OP knew that the hampster was preggers, ya'll probably wouldn't know.

BigLord 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 15:03

#6 made my day

Aldebaran_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 15:14

Almost all species do the same. YDI for no knowing how to take care of mascots.

manda518 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 15:19

ur freakin loser. u killed the hamster poor hamster

poolshark 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 15:37

The OP is clearly a minor... His/her parents should have been more responsible by educating their kids about proper care for the family pet instead of allowing something like this to happen and then making their child feel terrible about it.