Animals: Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I...

By whymommywhy - 21/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 17:59 - United States - Santa Rosa Beach

Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 14:01

Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML

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By traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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By Karlo Kračun - 09/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By idontevenlikehamsters - 08/04/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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By Chatons - 05/12/2013 06:52 - Switzerland

Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML

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Goobian 3

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:49

Today I was born, and this strange creature towered over my mother and my siblings, and touched one of my siblings. Later my mother decided to eat the sibling that the creature touched. Now I am terrified of being petted. FML

Bumlove89 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:35

I'm sorry to hear that. I honestly didn't know that fact either. I don't blame you because you didn't know and therefore didn't purposely do it.

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Majora_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:22

YDI, but it is still funny.

alumfoil 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:41

HAMSTER SLAUGHTERER!

STVader 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:49

Chill the **** out guys. A store sold us 5 female hamsters once, except they lied and one was male. Bet the same thing happened to her. hamsters eat their babies all the time, its really weird and kinda disgusting. Also, sometimes aunts eat babies and shit...and sometimes aunts actually take care of them. Its the weirdest thing. Don't worry about it. Hamsters are dumb breeders.

takran 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:53

This is a great lesson for parents and future parents: Don't buy your stupid kids pets that they can't take care of - either make sure they learn how to handle them, or don't get pets. Simple. If the OP is old enough to have bought a hamster on their own with no parental oversight, then this is a total YDI for being irresponsible.

megelin 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:59

stupid and uneducated people should not own pets. i don't CARE if it's "just" a hamster.

Tehalon 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 17:01

YDI because almost all animal abandon their little ones if they dont smell as they should anymore.

AK 2

Tuesday 21 April 2009 17:10

You're ignorant. Stop having pets.

RNorthlandLGB 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 17:15

zomggg This is why humans are at the top of the food chain: we don't kill our babies if another species touches them..we just kill them when we know we don't have the responsibility to care for them

deliciouskaek 1

Tuesday 21 April 2009 17:15

So, you can log in and submit an FML, but you can't look up how to care for baby hamsters? =/ Let me Google that for you... http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+care+for+baby+hamsters

Brittani090270 1

Tuesday 21 April 2009 17:19

I think people are being too harsh. I mean yeah, you probably should have done some research, but you didn't pet the baby just so the mom would eat it. You should probably just be more careful in the future.