By radiating - 09/03/2012 04:53

Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
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CbDemyx 1

At least it's one or the other and not both.

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MigraineurOfLife 15

Ahhh... The joys of pregnancy. Don't worry, in the next couple of months you'll have a full sized baby camped out on your bladder. You'll no longer need to sneeze for the same effect!

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Taymah49 7

So have you brought the poise yet, since you leak?

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southerngirl05 3

Feel ur pain i just came down with the allergies/almost sinus infection & im 3 months! Get well soon! And congrats

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glamorous18 10

it honestly gets worse.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Why?! Why would That be the First piece of advice you have for this poor woman?

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TopGirl_fml 4

Awwww I feel for you. But I promise you it will be completely worth it once you have your kid :)

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skyeyez9 24

Start wearing maxi pads to absorb the (hopefully) small amount of pee leaked. You don't empty your entire bladder I hope.

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magnusb1 1

YDI for bringing a child into this ****** world!

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MissHayleyJames 7

Hopefully for all our sake, you take your own advice and don't reproduce. Now, go do some homework or something kid.

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Rocky007 15

It's good practice for when you hit 50.

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tiffylovesaubree 0

I have been there honey it suck but it could be a lot worse you know good luck

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LSF_fml 0

Thts freakin funny

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