Miscellaneous: Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under...

By Aaron - 01/12/2011 22:00

Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He left with the door kicked in. FML

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By Matthew - 27/11/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Amanda - 19/11/2010 05:14

Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML

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Call the police!

By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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By Lindso1 - 06/07/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML

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Friday 2 December 2011 9:11

Your mom's not the brightest bulb, is she?

slushpup9696 12

Friday 2 December 2011 10:04

Sorry, 19. We're all working our hardest over here to please you.

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

Friday 2 December 2011 9:22

Hope the police can find him soon.

tsim_fml 0

Friday 2 December 2011 9:22

well get your mother to reimburse you

FYLDeep 25

Friday 2 December 2011 9:24

I'm just wondering why she would need to leave you a key to your own house in the first place.

wokawokanomnom 5

Friday 2 December 2011 9:31

Your mom must be a complete idiot to do that what was she even thinking??

cBlackout 13

Friday 2 December 2011 9:35

I personally like to leave the key in the lock when I'm trying to be stupid.

docscientist 9

Friday 2 December 2011 9:43

Why didn't simply leave the door open? I mean the poor thieves had to actually bend down, pick up the key, and unlock the door before they could even open it and enter.

PinkFun1969 9

Friday 2 December 2011 9:58

Your mom should compensate you In someway for your loss.

MetallicaRules19 4

Friday 2 December 2011 10:23

Dude that sucks arsehole, if someone stole my guitars and bass there would be some rape happening.

kateinurarms 13

Friday 2 December 2011 10:46

OR maybe your momma made it look like someone robbed the house so she could sell your guitars so she didn't have to listen to your horrible playing anymore. I assume its horrible because if you we're any good your mom wouldn't sell your guitars.