By Aaron - 01/12/2011 22:00

Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
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ILoveEggnog 7

Your mom's not the brightest bulb, is she?

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slushpup9696 12

Sorry, 19. We're all working our hardest over here to please you.

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perdix 29

Don't fret, and quit picking on your mom.

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Vball6 19

He/she isn't "picking" on the mom..

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TheNewGuy03 28

...and they say your mother's brain isn't very hard to pick. She gave an open invitation to the mischievous villain known as "trouble."

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Tekeler 3

I've thought about doing that for my gf to get in one day. glad I didnt

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mattorama 15

Just think: Half of your genes came from her.

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structuredchaoz 4

It is very likely someone your family knows. Strangers don't just walk up to random houses and read notes on the door. Investigate this.

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