By Aaron - 01/12/2011 22:00

Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
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ILoveEggnog 7

Your mom's not the brightest bulb, is she?

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slushpup9696 12

Sorry, 19. We're all working our hardest over here to please you.

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ramboman19 8

I would flip a bitch if someone stole all my guitars and equipment. I cringe just thinking about it. My guitars are my LIFE!

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twaumat 28

why do u automatically assume that it's a 'he', op?

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IThinkItsAlright 7

Because in most languages, we use the male word to describe things unknown. Tired of people pointing shit like this out. Does it really matter? His situation is still exactly the same. I say the fender of the robber is unneeded and also unknown.

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IThinkItsAlright 7

Because in most languages, we use the male word to describe things unknown. Tired of people pointing shit like this out. Does it really matter? His situation is still exactly the same. I say the fender of the robber is unneeded and also unknown.

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HetaliaFreak 10

Because a women couldn't carry all those guitars.

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lovinit5683 0

Because not many women are named Aaron.

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mk58 31

62, you mean a **woman? And not just that, but it could have been a very muscular woman who enjoys weightlifting for recreational purposes, you know. OR, it could have been the Grinch... It is almost Christmas.

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mk58 31

68, OP's name is Aaron, we're discussing the burglar's gender.

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lovinit5683 0

I mis-read his comment. On that fact I have no argument.

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HetaliaFreak 10

I was kidding, being sarcastic. I, myself, am female.

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Symmetry88 0

You're mother... Nuff said

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getoustahere 7

Alright, I don't know how to say this without being harsh.. Your moms a dumbass.

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Joshawott 21

Should have stuck another note on the door saying "I don't have any cool stuff. The neighbour I don't like does though."

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maphineRAWRS 10

I love how my house is literally never locked but weve never been robbed.. haha

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acidburnz1107 10

Party at 55s house while 55 is gone LOL I only lock mine when I'm in it. I truely have no cool. Or worthy stuff for anyone to take

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puppy23 3

This sounds pretty much like one of your 'friends' robbed you. They called round for you, saw no-one was in, saw the note and key and took your guitars (which they knew you had.)

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mrz1177 11

Probably all air guitars anyways

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