By LolaBell - 24/04/2015 14:12 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML
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am_bugg 20

How do you spy on someone for years and see nothing but continue to spy.. I would think after not seeing anything for a week or two it would be pointless after that.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sometimes those that are suspicious of something are in fact the guilty party. Sorry, OP.

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ashleysteele 21

This actually just happened to my brother, except his now ex wife gave him sleeping pills to go through his phone. Purely so she could say he drove her to another man by cheating on her. He was never cheating in the first place

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91hayek 31

She drugged him? Wow, he's better off without her, regardless of whether or not she cheated. She could have killed him with the pills by accident, or eventually later on, on purpose. It's a small step away. Psycho lady.

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ashleysteele 21

She gave him high doses of a sleeping pill. She was dumb enough to look up symptoms on his phone, for what would happen with mixing with either alcohol and adderall. Ignored them and still did it. He'd wake up with welts and rashes all over. He went to the doctor and he immediately knew what was causing it. She also stopped her birth control without telling so she could get pregnant and basically make him stay with her.

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Xandrick 22

Welp, time for a divorce.

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ZorroRooster 19

What an asshat. I'd say dump him like a bad habit, but you've been married awhile. If you think you can work through it, try. Otherwise ditch the a-hole.

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91hayek 31

Apparently "He who smelt it dealt it" is a good rule of thumb for people who accuse others of things.

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5secondsofvvifi 21

You didn't notice suspicious behavior or him spying for five whole years? You must be really trusting, or he's amazing at hiding things.

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blackonblight 32

If he hired someone to do the spying while he did the cheating....

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