Where on earth did you leave her in the first place, sleeping on the floor??

Forget that she saw you having sex, she hasn't developed a long term memory yet, so that's not what i care about. What really concerns me is that if she's just taken her first steps, that makes her like 1 or 1 1/2 right? So I have a question: Did you just leave your little baby alone and unsupervised sitting on the floor of another room in your house while you went to go have sex with your husband? That's pretty irresponsible parenting! Forgive me if she climbed out of her crib or something, but you should be happy that nothing bad happened to her, not bitching about the fact that she saw you doing something she won't even remember tomorrow!

#10 you moron- if the she isnt old enough to be really walking yet, she should most definitely be sleeping in a confined space like a crib. She should absolutely NOT be anywhere that would allow her to walk/crawl/anything into her parents bedroom. Think about what else she could get into? No matter how this situation came about, you fail completely at being a parent.

This is a bs fml. That wouldn't have happened. Everyone says they're bad parents for leaving the kid unattended and on the floor. I just say the OP is a liar.

I'm not really seeing how the parents deserve it. They were having sex at night, when the baby should have been sleeping. It just followed the familiar voices and accidentally walked in on them.

#13 you jackass - maybe the baby WAS in a crib, and escaped. that does happen quite often, you know. don't you watch The Rugrats?? also, never in this fml did the OP say it was night. maybe they left their child playing, napping, whatever, and she just happened to get bored and try to find them.

Wow, you're either the worst parents ever, your child is a prodigy or this is fake. Kids can't climb out of their cribs that easily before they are walking. When a baby takes its first steps, it's a few steps and then they wobble and fall generally. Even if your kid picked it up immediately ,they couldn't possibly have gotten out of the playpen/crib and wandered over. So what I'm deducing is that you guys left the kid outside your door unattended. Which seems unlikely, so I call BS here. Which is good, it means you're only a liar and not a bad parent. Your kid has half a chance. #16-...Because the Rugrats SO accurately portrays real life. Kids don't go from walking to breaking out in 5 minutes.

parents of the year! you are lucky she didn't fall down the stairs or something worse.

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thanks for backing me up #16. that's totally what i was thinking. the crib doesn't have to be 5 feet off the ground you know. they can crawl the hell out of there if they tried. i didn't mean she's sleeping on the floor.