Animals: Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant....

By Lilly - 30/10/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 03:00

Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML

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By Samantha - 15/06/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I'm three months pregnant. Hours after the father of my baby bought me a wedding ring, he decided to get drunk and tell me that he doesn't see himself with me for the rest of his life, and doesn't really want to get married. Oh and that he hates my dog. FML

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Deflection

By Richard - 25/06/2012 03:03 - United States - Uxbridge

Today, I was talking with my wife of five years, and I gave her a few hints about wanting kids. After our talk, she looked at me completely serious and said, "Yeah yeah, kids are great and all, but can't we just get you a dog?" FML

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MAKE UP YOUR MIND

By preggo eggo - 30/11/2017 16:00

Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML

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By anonymous - 04/09/2016 22:12 - United States - Morristown

Today, I discovered that in the three days I left my 18-year-old son in charge, my dog had gotten pregnant. When I confronted my son about it, he stated, "I don't want the reputation of being a cock-blocker." FML

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By Twiggysucks68 - 07/01/2013 01:49 - United States - Antioch

Today, my fiancé decided he wants a baby only because our dog is good, quiet, and falls asleep as soon as he starts to cradle her. He thinks a baby will be just like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML

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Can't be bothered, TBH

By bummer.. - 02/03/2013 06:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML

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By bablessinbedsty - 05/05/2017 14:45

Today, I announced to my fiance that I was pregnant with twins. He immediately called off the engagement, furious at me because we "agreed to only have one child". Sorry my embryo decided to split in two. FML

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By minimazing - 07/10/2018 05:00

Today, my husband of 5 months admitted he is jealous of my dog. I've had the dog for 16 years. He admits to wanting to drop it off at the shelter while I'm at work. FML

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OhAidan 7

Tuesday 30 October 2012 21:58

He's got his priorities set straight!

perdix 29

Tuesday 30 October 2012 22:06

You don't want puppies around babies anyways. They make the human race look bad. While the little puppies are zipping around cute as hell, the baby doesn't have the neck strength to hold up its giant bulbous head. Most babies eventually surpass the dogs in intelligence, but early on, it's a blowout for the dogs.

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wasp_enterprises 3

Tuesday 30 October 2012 22:38

"Was" pregnant? WAS. hahaha sounds like you handled that problem. but realistically, sorry OP. that's bs.

gc327072 30

Wednesday 31 October 2012 0:07

As in they got some sort of doggy-abortion? WTF? By the way, epic username.

conqueror57 11

Wednesday 31 October 2012 4:44

Yes, dog abortions are possible. We found a stray dog once and gave her to a friend when we couldn't find her owner. Turned out she was pregnant, and most likely it's why she was ditched. The new owners decided to abort than to have a whole new generation of homeless shelter dogs.

Fsvb 32

Friday 2 November 2012 20:07

@77 I think that was very wise of them.

bluetech 12

Tuesday 30 October 2012 22:42

Two years to raise puppies? Hell.. get rid of the puppies when they're 8 weeks old and then get mama dog fixed.

BlowinChronic 18

Tuesday 30 October 2012 23:06

22-Just because it has bitch in it makes it completely relevant to the comment?...

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 30 October 2012 23:10

So he plans on keeping an extra 6-13 dogs for at least 2yrs?! Unless it is a small dog, they give birth to large litters.

Fuzzymonkey2013 7

Wednesday 31 October 2012 0:04

Perfectly reasonable

oG100 5

Wednesday 31 October 2012 0:11

A mans best friend!

ripjohnlennon 5

Wednesday 31 October 2012 0:46

It's probably better for the baby anyways. let the puppies mature, and introduce them slowly to other baby's, then think of having a kid.

TaffyMichele 9

Wednesday 31 October 2012 1:02

While I agree with your husband in that you should wait until the puppies are grown a little before you get pregnant, two years seems like a long time. Maybe negotiate the waiting time down a bit?