By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML
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finn_fml 0

i dont get the "i name one kid, you name the other" mentality. why dont you just work together to find a name you both like?

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Shiniku 0

"Make-believe cartoon character"?! Whoa whoa whoa, you've gone too far, there. Besides, it's a totally cool name, you must admit.

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kellster 2

YDI for marrying such a loser!

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XAnNiHiLaTiOn 6

how is he a loser? that name has alot of meaning behind it, stop being a bitch about stuff like this

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greenbunni08 0

You can tell him to change the name. Tell him, "No ******* way." Tell him he can still chose the name as long as he's not naming your son after a video game character. Besides, didn't Kratos like kill his family or something? If you gotta name him after a video game character, chose something else.

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Ravemaster7 0

AWESOME! And how does he get to be a cartoon character AND a videogame character at the same time? I hate when people something a cartoon because they hate it.

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eighthnote86 0

Dude, Kratos is such a cool name. There's nothing cooler than Greek names, especially for men. Besides...Kratos is super badass in the game.

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jwesburn 0

FYL for thinking that Kratos is a "cartoon character." I don't know why your husband married you.

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randomdude1234 0

expectant-expecting the birth of a child taken from websters dictionary. So its not your expectant child, because that would mean your daughter is expecting a child.

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Chaith 16

I think the compassionate thing to say here is: Haha, you married him!

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greeneye_fml 12

Awesome! Kratos isn't a "cartoon" its a mythical character. I think its a cool name. At least its better than Kal-el (Nicholas Cage's kid named after superman) at any rate.

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jesusjr 0

Your son will be awesome, and be full of epic win all his life, do you really want to change that? And is it any better than your son being named after an athlete? I was, and no one ever pronounances my name properly.

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gregthestrange 3

omg kratos is a fantastic name. you obviously have never even seen god of war being played to understand that kratos is one bad ass mother ******.

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