By countryblumpkin - 01/08/2013 18:06 - United States - Grand Rapids

Spicy
Today, my husband begged me to go down on him while he sat on the toilet, taking a crap. He tried to convince me that we'd both somehow experience mind-blowing orgasms. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 086
You deserved it 7 166

Same thing different taste

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So so so disgusting... And unhygienic.

Black_Rose97 9

well isnt that a load of crap... anyone?

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Ok, considering the way the bathroom smells when my boyfriend is finished taking a dump, I can only imagine the horror of being in there WITH him while that's happening, and at ground zero? No way, I don't think so. I enjoy giving my boyfriend head, but NEVER while he's pooping. What is wrong with people?

sooooo.... you're still dating your husband, based on post name? just curious.

skyeyez9 24

Tell him only if he will go down on you first while you're taking a shit. He will hopefully realize how disgusting his request is and drop the issue. That type of request is nasty, and probably only happens when bitches are forced to do it.

omg there's a term for that... fyl op

Okay that's just... no. That- no. I pretty much support any kind of kink but that's the line. Good for you telling him no.

After a stunt like that you should hold out in the BJ department to teach him a lesson! Nasty!

Epikouros 31

Please divorce him - I want to marry this guy!

middlenamefrank 8

So you're "dating a country blumpkin" and your HUSBAND wants you to go down on him while he's on the toilet? I'm sorry, it's well past time to call BS. If you're going to make stuff up to post on a website, at least make up a more consistent lie.

Haha both? That's funny. I don't think I could do that either and why doesn't he just **********.