Romance

By shortyybrooke - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my wife sat beside me on the ledge of the bathtub because she wanted to make out. I was on the toilet. Shitting. FML
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jamielusions 19

Thats literally the definition of love. FYL? More like fck yes.

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jamielusions 19

Thats literally the definition of love. FYL? More like fck yes.

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RichardPencil 30

I see a blumpkin in the making. I just thought the idea was a prank played on the Urban Dictionary.

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shortyybrooke 21

I'm a girl, too. No blumpkins this way ?

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RichardPencil 30

My fault for assuming you were a male-female couple. The icons for gender are hard to distinguish on a smartphone. On the bright side, you can make up the word or phrase for performing oral sex on a defecating woman. Go for it!

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GhostFox 33

She loves you enough to deal with the smell of it means she gets to be affectionate with you and receive it from you. Appreciate the fact that she loves you enough to do that, and if it makes you uncomfortable, tell her that you appreciate that she wants couple time, but that you find the idea of engaging in it while using the bathroom very off putting.

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wickedgetz 30

your wife is awesome, I just hope you love her enough to make out with her while she is taking a dump.

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Burle 17

This one feels like the OP is laughing at the people with real relationship problems

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Miss_080 21

Are you guys rednecks? Why the f*** is she in the bathroom while you are doing a no. 2???!!!!

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Sketi1 7

Don't get so butt hurt over it.

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Glowworm56 26

Seems like she was willing to wait for you to finish your business!

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