By countryblumpkin - 01/08/2013 18:06 - United States - Grand Rapids

Spicy
Today, my husband begged me to go down on him while he sat on the toilet, taking a crap. He tried to convince me that we'd both somehow experience mind-blowing orgasms. FML
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dalink 24

So so so disgusting... And unhygienic.

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Black_Rose97 9

well isnt that a load of crap... anyone?

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ViviMage 39

Maybe HE'D have an ******. The anus can contract as an ****** is hit, so maybe pooping and getting head could intensify that. Still, not doing it!! Way too gross!

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ssvaghasia 5

what the **** are tou doing with that kinda nutjob?

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arre2006 19

Sounds like he's trying to fulfill his sexual bucket list

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WeskersSexslave 15

ewww!!!!!!! *gags* tell him to eat you out the next time you get your period xD

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Epikouros 31

He'd probably enjoy that, too.

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minagiv 11

It's called a blumpkin, and actually does give an insane ****** to him. But still... Ew.

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kernelkat 16

Now you know what kind of **** he watches. Gross.

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iGottaFindBubbah 12

I don't understand people who find that orgasmic. That's just nasty.

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Cazz91 21

I don't understand how anyone can ask something that gross of their partner in the first place. There are acceptable requests and then there are requests where you might want to run very far away.

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