By dragonmirado - 25/01/2012 06:23 - China

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML
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dragonmirado 12

I thought it was blond for boys and blonde for girls. Like you wouldn't call a brown haired boy a brunette!

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Thisismypchere 8

You'd think that you'd know that he had several screws loose before marrying him. You kind of deserve it, but also FYL

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Zoranius 6

He's so blonde inside that they will get blonde anyway.

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Wildhunter16 3

Look at the bright side, your kids will have blond hair.

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Awsumuzzie 12

"longer more than"? This comment statement is repetitive repeats a few words.

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ZielZone 4

Buahahahaha!!! Great!! Another generation of idiots!!!

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obviousboy 8

Teach him about punnet squares.

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live2swim 5

Don't be so harsh, he was just having a "blonde" moment :)

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diesel1226 0

A Nazi was a member of the NSDAP political party in Germany, used now as a reference to any white racist. Someone who wants their children to have blonde hair just out of personal preference is not a Nazi.

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GoW_Chick 14

Too bad that bleach is going to kill what little brain cells he has left, let's hope your future kids get their intelligence from their momma.

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bizarre_ftw 21

But their relationship skills from their pops, imagine what kind of brain surgeon/second Einstein their kids will marry if they end up with average intelligence and that kind of ability

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