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By middleagednurse - 14/01/2015 17:49 - United States - Miami

Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

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Same thing different taste

By drebel - 09/03/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2011 14:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML

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By XLhottie - 06/06/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML

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Big girl

By fatass - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Kearney

Today, I received several pairs of panties in the mail that I'd ordered online. When I opened the box, I was shocked because every pair was basically huge granny-panties. I was sure none would fit properly, but I tried them on to be sure. They fit perfectly. FML

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Be careful what you wish for…

By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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Judge Judy much?

By Why are they all like this? - 01/10/2024 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML

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By oops - 11/05/2015 16:40 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

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By mikey09 - 17/01/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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Invalid1 9

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:18

It appears you owe your husband an apology.

underthesea12 24

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:15

I guess your husband knows you better than you do

Comments

mind_geek 15

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:19

You should apologize go your husband...

turtles4life 24

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:19

They're pajamas. Who cares if they WERE too big? Besides that, lots of stores run different sizes, an XL there could be a medium at another store.

LindseyTheMoose 24

Thursday 15 January 2015 5:20

Big pajamas are the best pajamas.

GoGiants28 13

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:20

Maybe that extra large is the "extra" kick you need to go to the gym. F your husbands life

Le_ponderer 14

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:20

He bought you pyjamas... he really loves you. As part of your apology, tell him he gets to help you take it off. Sure that will help smooth things over.

cutycat136 28

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:21

If the shoe fits, wear it :P hey even if it happened to be the wrong size still nothing to get angry about. Could have been a mistake or maybe they looked a lot smaller than what the label said as they are different for everything. Either way, even if they were big, bigger clothes are always the comfiest :P thank him, apologize, and move on

martin8337 35

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:23

Pajamas, like most clothing in the US is made in China or Taiwan. Those folks tend to run a bit smaller than us Americans.

year2015 11

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:27

YDI.

sturschaedel 27

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:31

I wish there was a button for that... Wait, there is!

Sophie_K 8

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:45

And...?

Llama_Face89 33

Thursday 15 January 2015 7:57

Makes more sense to hit the button than post a useless comment.

IWishIWasObama 12

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:29

do the truffle shuffle!

YFOS_fml 17

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:30

just be thankful he bought you anything at all

sturschaedel 27

Thursday 15 January 2015 0:36

If he is buying you clothing that actually fits you can a) stop lying to yourself and him about your body and b) be sure that he loves you at your current size.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Thursday 15 January 2015 23:00

Just because the XL fit her doesn't mean she's actually big. As a lot of people have pointed out clothing sizes differ. An XL for one brand is a Small for another brand. He could have just bought clothing that runs small rather than her actually being larger.