By Maiar - 13/01/2015 17:42 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my husband confessed that when he's angry with me, he uses my makeup sponge to apply his hemorrhoid cream. FML
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lvg_fml 10

How old is this man? He needs to learn how to communicate appropriately

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harrison99 4

Hope you too MAKE UP! All crappy puns aside I'm sorry about that :(

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MzZombicidal 36

That is just incredibly immature, disgusting and very petty. I hope since he confessed that you two can have a serious talk and help him find a different way of expressing his anger... also that you bought fresh makeup sponges.

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gruvychild 17

What a way to make you paranoid about using your make up sponges, brushes, etc. I'd remind him of who cooks in the house or something along those lines. Not that you need to really stoop that low, but just returning the favor of fear.

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kitsune309 15

Remind him who cooks... What if he cooks?

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Poohbear12345 4

This is SUPER terrible, but at least you won't have hemorrhoids on your face...

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buckdharma 37

I didn't mean to treat you bad Didn't know just what I had But honey now I do And don't it make my brown eye blue

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sonnyrosa 32

I laughed out at this. People are looking at me strangely. I'm not even sorry.

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CliffyB03 28

I think this is the first FML that made me serious drop my jaw. Like : ?

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Shamandalie89 32

Really? The First one? You must be new here.

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CliffyB03 28

No, I've had this for quite awhile, just this one. Lol

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Shamandalie89 32

Oh, ok. It's just that I've seen some really twisted FMLs so this one didn't really shock me. But I've been on this site for 5 years already (although I decided to make an account only yesterday) so I guess it's normal.

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ndnpride88 25

Lmfao that's "SHITTY"

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diagnosed 15

First of all that's just disgusting. I highly suggest that you hide your makeup sponges in the future and or buy a locking case for your makeup. That is just so wrong and so immature

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R2Y2 22

Probably should throw out the current makeup sponges as well, lol

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Brandi_Faith 33

Not only is immature and disgusting, but it's also dangerous. People can get serious illnesses from having feces come in contact with their mouth or eyes. She can get all sorts of viruses and things from that. I would be so incredibly mad! Being sick really sucks, but to have someone have caused it and knowing I had the chance to get the same thing over and over again...Ya, we'd be having a very serious conversation and it would definitely involve me freaking!

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