By Maiar - 13/01/2015 17:42 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my husband confessed that when he's angry with me, he uses my makeup sponge to apply his hemorrhoid cream. FML
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lvg_fml 10

How old is this man? He needs to learn how to communicate appropriately

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harrison99 4

Hope you too MAKE UP! All crappy puns aside I'm sorry about that :(

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trellz17 19

Is that you Gandalf?

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Anyone who repeatedly does something horrible to you out of revenge, especially covertly, is not someone you want to be in a relationship with. That is not a healthy relationship and that is not a reasonable way to deal with problems. His confession sounds like the onset of some severe trust issues for you and possibly even paranoia about what else he might be doing and to be honest, regardless of how long you've been in this relationship, it sounds damaging and I would either leave him or see a marriage counselor. There's no reason to not take this seriously.

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gobiteme2 34

Well that should smooth over everything nicely. Wow what a girly man thing to do.

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Pretty sure revenge isn't gendered. But like, go you for not questioning gender norms. Ignorance is bliss.

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vlalam 24

everything's fair in love and war they say I suppose..

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Kendrah18 19

I giggled when I saw you're from Manitoba too. Hehe. Unrelated from the post lol

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tdawg91 17

There are certain spots in that shower that a regular scrubbing brush just can't reach

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4WheelBurnout 14

Is no one else even the slightest bit curious why her husband was angry

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doubleofuck 20

Does it matter? Can anything excuse such childish behaviour. Even if he were on the brink of asking for OP for a divorce or if he had caught her cheating, talk about it and act like an adult don't do something so petty

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Setareh23 34

Hm,the FML says he does it "when he's angry," so I assume that means he's done it multiple times for whatever reason he happens to be angry about on any particular day.

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flychicc 13

Incredibly gross, but on the bright side supposedly hemorrhoid cream helps under eye bags and dark circles.

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