By Maiar - 13/01/2015 17:42 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my husband confessed that when he's angry with me, he uses my makeup sponge to apply his hemorrhoid cream. FML
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lvg_fml 10

How old is this man? He needs to learn how to communicate appropriately

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harrison99 4

Hope you too MAKE UP! All crappy puns aside I'm sorry about that :(

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BoredDownUnder 11

At least it'll reduce the bags under your eyes...

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FeelingIT 10

If you removed the butt germs from the equation, this wouldn't be so bad; hemorrhoid cream is frequently used by makeup artists to reduce swelling in places such as the under-eye area. The more you know...

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FeelingIT 10

Sorry for the repetition!! Dang, gotta look before I leap!

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Royal_Society 5

omfg thts ****** up I'm so sorry tht he does tht you deserve better. Tht was very immature of him.

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clair_brodie 35

They say it is good for preventing under eye bags and wrinkles so in reality he is actually helping you =)

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Badkarma4u 17

No, dont be passive ageessive, just walk up to him grab him by his dangly bits and tell him if he ever does that again hes going to know what bubble wrap feels like.

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Badkarma4u 17

No dont be passive agressive. Simply walk up, grab him by his dangly bits and tell him if he ever does that again he's going to know what bubble wrap feels like

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shitcreeksurvr 13

You didn't notice your sponge smelled like ass?

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Badkarma4u 17

Thats way too passive agressive. Not a very manly way to handle a problem. He sounds like a wuss. Sorry op.

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