By Maiar - 13/01/2015 17:42 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my husband confessed that when he's angry with me, he uses my makeup sponge to apply his hemorrhoid cream. FML
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lvg_fml 10

How old is this man? He needs to learn how to communicate appropriately

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harrison99 4

Hope you too MAKE UP! All crappy puns aside I'm sorry about that :(

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Unes 10

I hope u find it in your make up to forgive him

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CaliCassanova 14

I don't know he sounds pretty cool and is it possible you totes deserved it??

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nicievans 9

As long as his rear is clean, this might not be a bad thing... I mean, hemorrhoid cream reduces under-eye circles and puffiness.

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Izabushel 65

Man, when I am cranky at my husband, I only heat the milk for his breakfast cereal for 55 seconds instead of the full min that I normally do. Apparently I really need to step up my passive aggressive activities! Next time he is only getting 50 seconds!

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squarecircles 13

'Cause it's the mature thing to do.

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awestruck1213 6

You should be replacing your sponges often despite circumstances.

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eerrun 8

Wow wee, what an arse.

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