By Anonymous - 13/10/2012 21:54 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, my husband decided that he simply couldn't exist any longer without giving me his own version of a wet-willy. He creeped up on me as I was sleeping and wiggled his wet penis around in my ear. FML
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laurensauren 9

It was small enough to fit in your ear AND wiggle around?

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emchocolat_fml 25

Just so you know, the past of "to creep" is "crept".

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ultra_notorious 26

surprising he didn't shove it down your cockholster (your mouth)!!!

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jjmiller1001 17

that's one small penis if it fit in your ear!

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martini47 12

Must be a really tiny penis.....hope your proud

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martini47 12

Must be a really tiny penis.....hope your proud

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Solipsist 12

it seems I'm one of few women that thinks this is actually funny, it's not anything gross, it's not a stranger, I'm sure you've been near his wet penis before. An ex of mine used to sit it on my shoulder when I was laying on the lounge it was funny, it's good to have silliness in a relationship.

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Clayball 14

It was bound to happen sooner or later...

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theravenalmighty 9

FYL because his penis actually fits in your ear.

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