By Anonymous - 13/10/2012 21:54 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, my husband decided that he simply couldn't exist any longer without giving me his own version of a wet-willy. He creeped up on me as I was sleeping and wiggled his wet penis around in my ear. FML
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laurensauren 9

It was small enough to fit in your ear AND wiggle around?

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Hellbound_Alleee 14

Damn, do you men have to stick that thing EVERYWHERE?

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AriSwagg 9

Da fuq did I just read?

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lovelyxpinay 2

Hahaha!!! My boyfriend likes to stick his tongue in my ears and lick my nose for some damn reason so I can def imagine him doing this type of thing to me.

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Bludmagnus 13

As a man, I hope you slapped the hell out of him. That is what he deserves.

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Bludmagnus 13

There is A LOT of difference between what is silly and what is disgusting.

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Solipsist 12

I don't understand what part of it is disgusting? it's just a penis, no different to a finger.

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indigoblues 9

Oh, family guy's ear sex. It never grows old.

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shelb997 0

He must have a small penis or you just have big ears

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FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

Must have a very small member.

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