By Anonymous - 13/10/2012 21:54 - Australia - Brisbane

Spicy
Today, my husband decided that he simply couldn't exist any longer without giving me his own version of a wet-willy. He creeped up on me as I was sleeping and wiggled his wet penis around in my ear. FML
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laurensauren 9

It was small enough to fit in your ear AND wiggle around?

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sickandsexified 7

I thought it was weird when a guy decided to make out with my ear canal but THAT is disgusting!

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Lucious306 7

Whoa he must like to do that freaky stuff

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jem970 19

Did I miss the memo that men now seem to think we like penis shoved in our ears?

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bekkyjane 3

Another example of how demented men are and the lengths they'll go to humiliate the women who love them.

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Missusluv313 9

This is the second dick in the ear in less than a week. Am I missing something?

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greeneye_fml 12

So punch him in the dick, see if he does it again.

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