By Anonymous - 13/10/2012 21:54 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, my husband decided that he simply couldn't exist any longer without giving me his own version of a wet-willy. He creeped up on me as I was sleeping and wiggled his wet penis around in my ear. FML
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laurensauren 9

It was small enough to fit in your ear AND wiggle around?

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JPEllis 0

Next time that happens (and it will), take your fist and firmly apply it to his crotch region.

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ThisIsMe_18 13

Lmfao. that's cute. **** in the ear!

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goldengirl96 5

Well if my boyfriend/husband tried to pull something like that, even if I was sleeping, he wouldn't have a penis anymore. That is just something that should never be done.

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PixieZee 8

I love what men will do with their penis'.

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goose12321 11

What's the problem? As a woman you're supposed to be pro ****, not against it.

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Nightowlflies 26

But in the ear? I'm pro dick for as long as it's stuck somewhere better than that.

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Knightchaser27 25

It's a good thing you don't kick in your sleep or he would have been in a world of pain

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stupidpplsuck 33

really? up to her ear? can you kick, involuntary, up to #your# ear? I sure as hell can't.

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Bebop_fml 1

well, it's not "his version". if you think about it it is a wet WILLY...

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