By Anonymous - 10/06/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML
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sigurd 11

You should be able to handle someones farts and take it as a joke when you are married with them. Return the favor :)

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SirTalkaton 22

It's not true love until you can fart in front of them. Sounds like you guys are golden

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thatbaybay 8

Boys will be boys but it sounds like you got one with a good sense of humor

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buckdharma 37

#31- Good because my brain just farted.

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avapaige1234 19

Some men are just plain disgusting

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drjohnnyboy 15

Clever husband

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Cazz91 21

Aerosmith created that fantastic song well. All though, your husbands "joke" kind of failed in a way. "Dude looks like a lady" - Sure, you told him that you were not a dude and reminded him that you were a lady after he passed his gas on you but I don't entirely see how you "look like a lady" when you already are a lady. You are not a male individual that looks like a female despite the fact he made his come back that way out of a reminder that you are not a dude. It is a bit of a backfire on him. This makes you a super lady since being a lady in the first place would double up on "looks like a lady". I feel no pity towards your husband with the ultimate wrath that this super lady will dish back out to him in sweet revenge some day (harmless revenge I hope).

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Jeez, and people call ME anti-joke chicken for overanalyzing jokes/humorous situations. This takes the cake.

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russfml 31

That is hilarious, I would high five your husband

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skyeyez9 24

The positive side is you have every right to place your bare butthole an inch from his nose while he is sleeping and fart as revenge.

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kikks_xx 10

WOW you need to grow up. Being a "lady" doesn't stop you from farting does it? so stop moaning about smelling someone else's fart.

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ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Okay, that was not very polite. But he has a great musical taste. Aerosmith rocks, and I like this song.

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