By Anonymous - 10/06/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML
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sigurd 11

You should be able to handle someones farts and take it as a joke when you are married with them. Return the favor :)

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SirTalkaton 22

It's not true love until you can fart in front of them. Sounds like you guys are golden

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laughmaster 9

He's just trying to have fun and joke a little, honestly you should be happy he feels comfortable enough to fart in front of you, it means more than we think it does

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kim_larsa 5

Ewe. Divorce him and get a girlfriend. Trust me she'll have more respect to you than him.

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MrConcise 34

The **** does gender have to do with it? That'd be tasteless humor to me as well.

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Dilwann 27

I wanted to say that, but I'm glad you're first!

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KVKdragon 26

Finally someone says it. I can appreciate joking and pranks between friends and loved ones but passing gas (on purpose) for the joke is just gross and repugnant to me -___-

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laughmaster 9

Honestly some people may not like it but it shows how comfortable you are with your partner, not exactly my ideal bonding method but not many people fart in front of their loved ones, a marriage where your husband is your lover and feels comfortable enough to act like your his best friend is good

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MrConcise 34

I mostly just call my best friends derogatory terms that most people would find racist / homophobic, whereas my best friend that I sleep with gets the prostitute putdowns. Haha. There's never any potty humor, but I guess to each his own. I see your point, I just don't like that fart bonding is a legit thing.

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ROSI3TH3CAT 18

At least it wasnt said the other way around!

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kim_larsa 5

Divorce him and he a girlfriend.

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hnz 13

Divorce is not a solution in this situation! OP's husband is just being playful. That's all. At the most I'll burp right at his face. Burp>fart :)

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kieralumina 30

what does "and he a girlfriend mean"?

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RedPillSucks 31

What do you do when you have a bush full of thorns and no roses?

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Lost_Ghost 8

Surprises that makes the world go around. Sorry you took the blunt of it OP.

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writergirl23 19

Do it like a brudda, do it like a dude!!

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HoboWithACondom 8

YDI for not having a sense of humor. My girlfriend farts on my face all the time, I don't mind it. In fact, I like it.

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Mossears133 15

Now I'm all for laughing at farts, but that's just nasty!

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daboar 5

lol that's funny,you could have told him: but you married me, what does that make you?

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