Love: Today, my husband finally admitted that he squandered the last...

By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 00:57 - United States - Wichita

Today, my husband finally admitted that he squandered the last three months of my share of the rent on booze. He then blamed me, demanded more money, asked for a divorce, and stormed out. When he returned he asked, "How am I the bad guy?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 612

You deserved it 2 272

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Harry Pothead

By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 17:02 - Canada - North York

Today, my husband said he wouldn't be talking to me for weeks, because I didn't buy him weed. Yeah, I paid all the bills and the rent this month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 063

You deserved it 201

Leech

By HadEnough - 28/02/2023 22:30 - India - Hyderabad

Today, I asked my husband to be a little more responsible, pick up after himself, and spend a little less. I earn more than he does, so it's usually my money that he splurges. He has gone on a non-stop tantrum for the past 5 hours, giving me the cold shoulder, and shouting at me. What have I gotten myself into? FML

I agree, your life sucks 949

You deserved it 195

Secrecy

By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 22:30 - South Africa

Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 137

You deserved it 108

A real mess

By huh? - 09/05/2022 00:01

Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 299

You deserved it 281

By Anonymous - 14/04/2015 07:21 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 820

You deserved it 4 445

By Helen - 10/11/2012 10:15 - United States - Pine Bluff

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 073

You deserved it 3 088

By me - 02/03/2011 23:21 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 699

You deserved it 56 738

By Lace - 23/08/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 138

You deserved it 3 754

By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:40 - United States

Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 425

You deserved it 7 166

By IfuSeekAmyIdo - 05/04/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 88 714

You deserved it 7 379

MDoremis 38

Friday 16 October 2015 9:58

I could name plenty of reasons he's the bad guy.

Eliiara 11

Friday 16 October 2015 10:01

Addiction (I would assume) can unfortunately do that. It's a terrible thing to have to deal with for everyone involved.

Comments

DoomSkuller 28

Friday 16 October 2015 19:33

And you married him... why?

worldclassrager 39

Friday 16 October 2015 20:08

Swap rolls?

gracehi 31

Friday 16 October 2015 20:20

This is spooky because this sounds so much like my ex husband. He used that phrase almost verbatim, but he would say, "I'm tired of always being the bad guy." How about you stop doing shitty things! And he too would waste my money (I was the only one working) on alcohol and then demand MORE money from me because he hadn't bought groceries or what have you. If I argued, he'd demand a divorce and leave, saying he was never coming back, but then come back anyway because I was his meal ticket. Give him a divorce like he wants. You will be much happier without that deadbeat. Believe me. I know from experience.

douglas123 3

Friday 16 October 2015 20:45

we dont know his perspective so no one can say hes the bad guy rly

dyscomonkee 12

Friday 16 October 2015 20:49

He could use an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting asap

leogachi 15

Friday 16 October 2015 21:00

He can't see why he's the bad guy because his judgment is clouded. Have a conversation with him and find out if he wants to get help. In the meantime, take control of your finances. Don't run away just because things are difficult right now. Your husband needs you.

rpitre99 12

Friday 16 October 2015 21:14

Why do you have a share of the rent if you are married at that point you just pay the bills there are no parts

kotaro66 10

Friday 16 October 2015 23:02

I feel bad for you since you are married to him. But to be honest if he asked for a divorce don't waste your time! You only got one life.

dannnngthatsux 19

Friday 16 October 2015 23:31

My reply, how are you the good guy? If someone else did what you do to me, you'd beat them, but not when you do it? Give him a chance but if there's not any real change soon, fly far and fast!!!