By grubbieduc - 06/10/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
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afdude87 6

put his on Craigslist in the male looking for male section and see how he likes people he doesn't know calling him.

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Auron93 1

Can't just block the number? Or text him from your husbands phone tellin him to cut that shit out

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CryMoreFMLs 14

They might virtually **** his phone triple penetration and have a line 500 people long waiting for their turn.

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mistersheezy 7

Let's try setting some boundaries.

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omgthatsosuppera 4

Was he also drunk when he gave out your number?

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Sabraynay 10

And your husband did that...why?

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awagh666 14

So that she has someone to talk to after sex

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a_nutritionist 10

his friends are yours and vice versa. hey, you married the idiot, but then if he has a poor choice in the people he keeps in his life...i guess you got lucky.

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NotMuchLuck 0

Haha you married a troll xD

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Give his number to a drunken homeless man along with a couple dozen quarters. He'll get calls every day asking, "Hey man, It's cool if I sleep in your bed tonight right?"

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