By Anonymous - 08/01/2010 16:32 - United States

Today, my husband is completely convinced that his taking a massive dump after being constipated is exactly like the time I gave birth to our twins. FML
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snafu57 1

tell him to shit two bowling balls and then come back and report

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shenanighenz 0

Sometimes when I get really gassy and take a bad poop it gives me flashbacks to giving birth. So I don't think he's that far off.

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icihappi 0

Off topic, but I saw on tv that this pregnant women got shot in the stomach and went into labor. Also I've heard then say your leg gets eaten off by a shark...you don't feel much of it because your legs gone(you still feel it but its sort of numb) So I have no idea if that made any sense. I've come to the conclusion. Each event is painful. There are some things husbands shouldn't compare pain to. Birth being one of them. Also it could be how people react to pain. Some deal with it well, others not so wel...

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somepartsareme 0

Ah, my apologies on that count. I just had a shitty day and felt like pwning someone. :P

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quadracer111 0

wemon are ******* stupid. there are drugs so you don't feel anything while you are pushing a human being out of the place your husband (or stranger) stuck his wee wee in 9 months prior

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LilaBear 1

you're a total douche. There are no drugs around that completely eliminate the pain of childbirth. They just make it a little less painful.

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starsforbullets 0

117quadracer- You can't spell women, a word I think most of us learned in second grade. Don't start calling roughly 3.4 billion people stupid. OP- Maybe you should talk to your husband is you think he is disrespecting you. But if, in his mind, it was comparable to having twins, that was probably a pretty painful affair.

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Serlenia 3

You call women stupid? And you can't even spell it, wow good way to state your opinion. Also maybe you should do a little research before you make a comment.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

I'm pretty sure transexuals are infertile, so they can't give birth. They could get kicked in the balls, though.

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rooskieroo 0

hahahaha wemon* are stupid? learn how to spell before you insult people and no pain???? you're an idiot.. and OP how is this an FML???

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stone_light 0

spelling/grammer correction comments are incredibly pointless former: typos are common, get used to them latter: its the ******* internet, I(ohh sorry i didn't use a ******* apostrophe)m soz tht u get butthurt 4 havn 2 read stuf ovr the webz. propr grammer isnt used ovr the webz. overly sensitive bitches

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tacoman007 2

This is great. In an attempt to call someone an idiot for misspelling something, you yourself misspelled "women". I really think the comments on this are funnier than the actual story.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

The only other person I can see spelled it wrong spelled it the same way that the person who originally spelled it wrong spelled it. I think they did that to mock them not so much as to correct them. I am also pretty sure they were quoting.

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me5 0

This is my University. Seriously, I don't go to wikipedia any more. 

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pwincessa23 1

Haha that's hilarious!

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