Miscellaneous: Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his...

By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 23:52 - United States

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

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Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

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Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

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Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML

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A nickname that sticks

By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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By callerid - 03/08/2009 11:45 - United States

Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

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pinktiger 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 19:55

thats what you get for being nosy

buttseckz 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 19:54

Curiosity killed the cat.

Comments

Gargananana 1

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:11

Change it to "The Ex." Or stop being a nosy bitch.

Kukua 5

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:17

I love that idea. Change it and don't tell him. Then next time he has his phone....call him. :)

dspadres 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:12

More like **** HIS life that you're such a pain in the ass and that you discovered that on his phone. I'm sure he's going to be hearing about it for the next few months.

thejerk56 8

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:14

well stop being a bitch and maybe he'll change it to "that one person."

chakrabs 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:18

Thats what you get for being a "very curious person"

The_Advice_Guy 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:19

"Today the bitch who knocks my junk around found out that she is indeed, a huge bitch. She been bitching at me for hours.FML" I hope to see that in a few hours.

BlowYaMind 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:23

Well, Bitch, pick up your phone. :] Someones calling you. Pick that shit up! Oh well maybe you should stop being a bitch :] "Why don't you go back to your home on ***** Island?" (Anchorman).

Peroxide 3

Sunday 8 November 2009 1:48

I killed a man! Yeah I saw that. You might wanna hang low till that whole murder thing blows over.

FPsLife 5

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:27

So I see you're posting in Japan. ... Yeah, this sounds about right.

adelaide_evening 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:28

Because you couldn't just look at the number that "The Bitch" was under? Yeah right. And why would you CALL the person, especially if you didn't know who it was? What were you planning to say? "Umm, hello, I was being a nosy bitch and wanted to see who my husband considered a bitch so we could get together for tea sometime and bitch about the world."

Wrath_fml 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:33

Exactly right. Nosy bitch deserved it.

hi_from_HI 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 20:32

Except she's very likely paying for that loser's phone. And since when is a phone such a highly personal and secret thing?If he thought it was he would have put a lock on it. Douche.