Animals: Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping...

By Deconstructed - 19/05/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 14:37 - United States

Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML

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By Fifi - 16/04/2018 05:00

Today, my husband popped out to the hotel gym while I jumped in the shower. After a while I heard a knock on the door. Thinking it was him, I cheekily opened the door in my naked glory to be greeted by the maid. I didn’t know do-not-disturb signs aren’t double sided. FML

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Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2023 12:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, after weeks of slaving away, I finally wrapped up the last house project on the backlog. I decided to take a day to relax around the house in celebration. My wife spent all day following me around, moaning that I never go anywhere, and that she never gets any space. FML

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Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:12

you stepped outside naked? LOL. well, dont worry i bet they enjoyed it.

Yeoman 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:12

haha thats awesome. Im sure they loved that job, and theyll be back ANYTIME.

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RkR_fml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:28

I walk in my backyard.... naked. Neighbors think I'm a creep.

asdtertrwttewt 2

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:28

I'm sure your pleasure of finally getting the landscaping done will overpower your embarassment of being naked in front of someone whom you might never again see in your life.

alwaysalady 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:29

Are members of that crew going to be posting on here later, or are you hot?

Mjwnenrjs 17

Tuesday 26 October 2010 4:44

nice!

Bryan_Z 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:31

a woman naked in public...you have balls lady. LOL

SVO650 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:31

some people have privacy fences people how do you think you get away with it

cherrybollosm04 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:35

everyone who says YDI should go to weight watchers and shutup girl you got some c.o.n.f.i.d.e.n.c.e. congrats baby :)

grazynaanka 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:40

I'm thinking #27 is single. I agree with you #47 she does have confidence. I'm guessing you've done this before. Which means you probably have a privacy fence and bushes. So shush people. Sucks everyone saw you.

Amkii 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:42

HA! I love it. Way to go... don't you have neighbors that would have seen you, anyway? Gross. But now I wonder: if you thought it was your husband outside... where did he actually go? Anyone else thinking he hit up a strip joint... at 10am? lol

missethics 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:49

Oh grossssss naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaked. Naked people are icky and have diseasesss because they're naaaaaaaaked. Except no, not really. Apparently everyone thinks that her neighbors have nothing better to do than stare into her yard all day. People are extremely self-aware but that's about it.