Animals: Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping...

By Deconstructed - 19/05/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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By Fifi - 16/04/2018 05:00

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2023 12:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, after weeks of slaving away, I finally wrapped up the last house project on the backlog. I decided to take a day to relax around the house in celebration. My wife spent all day following me around, moaning that I never go anywhere, and that she never gets any space. FML

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Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:12

you stepped outside naked? LOL. well, dont worry i bet they enjoyed it.

Yeoman 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:12

haha thats awesome. Im sure they loved that job, and theyll be back ANYTIME.

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the_boss_fml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:56

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy chica

fillmyheart028 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:57

you stepped outside....nakey. ewww

thelonelylurker 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:04

Why would you... step outside naked? You... that's... no.

americayay 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:08

#27. Bit violent. And, however stupidly, she was assuming it was only her husband, which wouldn't really be indecent.

beebeeL 1

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:08

haha wow yea fyl , but kinda ydi a bit also 4 just randomely walking naked outisde even if its backyard . couldnt yu hear all those ppl ??

birdman8687 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:14

good job! why would you get undressed for a shower THEN let you dog out THEN walk outside to ask how the landscape is coming THEN go back inside for the shower? that makes no sense to get undressed and then do all of that then take your shower? have some common sense people

_HollieWould 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:14

lmaoo @ 14 awe that must have been embarassing for yu but funny on the crew's part i'm sure they won't mind coming back!

ceecee794 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:16

why would you go outside naked? don't you have neighbors?

scorpioserpent 1

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:21

YDI for stepping out of your house naked. Like wtf? I should hope you aren't in the suburbs where houses are all around and any neighbors looking out their windows can see...but I would still feel a bit weird going outside even in a rural area...oh well, YDI still.

karma_89812 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:26

she could live in vermont..it's perfectly legal to be nude outdoors in vermont, and actually not too uncommon...especially if you live in poultney (the college in town has a streaking team)