By wow - 15/04/2013 18:36 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
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SirCharles83 13

Is there any one left out there who isn't a scum bag? What ever happened to having values?

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Llamacod 11

As opposed to being stoned with marshmallows? Well then it wouldn't be stoning.

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theboy13 13

Looks like he can deal with it alone...

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jem970 19

I thought you were going to go for a rhyme there but then you didn't.

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AlexiAwesome 10

Don't ask questions you don't want answered.

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Fmlsea 28

first of all she guessed not answered, second its better to find out now rather then later.

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jjmiller1001 17

I think there is a country song about this....I'll go to heaven or hell before I see you with someone else

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BellaBelle_fml 23

20 - I was in an extremely abusive relationship at the age of 17, he was 21. It started with hurtful words, moved into punching, kicking, and slamming my face into walls, etc., that moved quickly into rape that consisted of him shoving a 4 inch blade inside me and down my throat for four days in my own home while my parents were away for a retreat an had absolutely no way of defending myself or getting help. Even at 17 I had the good sense to leave him in the dust rather than stay in that abusive situation and 'find love or comfort' in someone else behind his back. Even though he was a dick and deserved to be punished, severely, I still had the morals to not cheat and did the right thing by getting the hell out of there! There is no excuse for cheating as excuses only satisfy those who make them. It just isn't right in any circumstance. You ALWAYS have the option to leave.

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