By honeymoonisover - 28/06/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML
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isantorin 0

sounds like the start to a great marriage.

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wtfxckmate 0

great job you married the douche of the year

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suckmyrocket 0

You should've chosen your husband more wisely. How long did you know him? 2 weeks? Well, you sure did pick a winner.

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cellist1 0

I don't really know why you didn't know he was like this before... but I'll still say FYL, because that's a terrible predicament.

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xTIGERxLILYx 0

So what you need to do now is file for a speedy divorce so that you can date the guy you should have been with in the first place. Then, after the divorce is settled, go to the house, take all the money out of his wallet and burn his clothes. Now you can finally have fun with your new life.

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may_cause_fail 0

To everyone who says OMG Y WUD U CRY OVER A RING IT DOSNT MEEN ANYTHING, have you ever lost something that was special to you? It's scary and kind of frustrating. A wedding ring is supposed to be symbolic anyway, and it's sad if this guy can't last a week without losing something that special. FYL, OP. :[ But don't divorce him just for that; how he acts later is important too.

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Sanrio90 8

Something tells me you knew he was a ******** before you got married. Decent people don't just magically become assholes. Or you knew the man a whole month and thought you were in love, so you got hitched and now look what happened. I'd give him one more chance and if he shows the cocky attitude, I'd GTFO.

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Cinnabar 0

Is it too late for an annulment?

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98_PACKERS 0

ok so im sorry he lost ur ring but its not the end of the world. not trying to be mean but when i read that he got drunk, puked on the patio, and called u a bitch i thought it was hilarious. i lmfao. not saying u r a bitch even tho crying over a ring is a little dramatic. just sayin that his actions in such a pathetic physical state were comic.

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