Love: Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we...

By honeymoonisover - 28/06/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML

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Same thing different taste

By pop - 29/12/2008 01:41 - France

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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Lord of the lost rings

By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 18:00

Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML

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Long time coming

By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 13:00

Today, it's been 14 years since at our wedding my now-husband lost the wedding ring, and we had to rush to buy another, which delayed the wedding and cost us our honeymoon flight and thousands of extra pounds. I just got his old suit out to dry clean. The missing ring was in its box, in his jacket. I'm going to kill him. FML

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You deserved it 263

By Anonymous - 12/06/2019 02:10

Today, my husband came home with tears in his eyes. I ran and asked him why he was crying. He said he wasn't, but he finally admitting to talking to a woman in a bar who, when she noticed his wedding ring, sprayed him with mace. FML

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You deserved it 258

Manchild

By Soontobeedivorced - 13/03/2022 22:00

Today, I confronted my husband about yet again going out “with the boys” and not coming home. I told him that as long as he has that ring on his finger, he’s gonna respect me, the kids, and our home. He responded by taking off his wedding band and throwing it to the ground. FML

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You deserved it 540

Caked and baked

By nocakeforyou! - 15/03/2011 13:11

Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML

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You deserved it 14 073

By IfuSeekAmyIdo - 05/04/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML

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You deserved it 7 380

Bachelor party

By Anonymous - 07/02/2020 18:00

Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML

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You deserved it 460

By Ansharus - 06/06/2016 13:47 - Belgium - Londerzeel

Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML

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You deserved it 4 042

Bad omen

By Worriedashell - 13/12/2022 12:00

Today, my husband said he was going to get errands. According to his job’s Instagram page which I follow, he was actually at his work Christmas formal. He never invited me. That’s not all. I also found his wedding band in the bathroom sink. Very close to the drain. FML

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You deserved it 140

Avaquin 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:55

wow. no offence, but hes an ass.

isantorin 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:55

sounds like the start to a great marriage.

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FreedomFirst 0

Monday 29 June 2009 15:07

One word: Annulment.

wikifoo 0

Monday 29 June 2009 15:57

1 week = annulment

e11e 0

Monday 29 June 2009 16:24

#13 pretty much summed it up nicely. I don't really understand how this could be a YDI. You don't even know the person, assholes.

warhorse57 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:20

He needs his a** kicked hard Baby

happylittleman 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:24

sounds liek a keeepr lololol im sooo funny n orrignil!!!11!!1 Get a new joke, morons.

Silver_Eyes 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:33

Yeah, he's an ass.

MadamOracle 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:52

Sweetie its not too late to jump ship.... its only been a week. You dont want to see after a month. Get out now!

muffinsareyummy 1

Monday 29 June 2009 20:18

i hope you signed that prenupt...

wink568 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:49

There's a difference between being in love with the wrong person and marrying the wrong person. If you're not married, you can get out of it without the hassel of divorce. Not saying she was completely in the wrong, but I think that if we, as a whole, thought things through before jumping into a marriage, the divorce rate would be significantly lower. There are warning signs of an abusive relationship, and the husband's behavior was one of them.