Love: Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we...

By honeymoonisover - 28/06/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML

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Same thing different taste

By pop - 29/12/2008 01:41 - France

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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Lord of the lost rings

By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 18:00

Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML

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Long time coming

By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 13:00

Today, it's been 14 years since at our wedding my now-husband lost the wedding ring, and we had to rush to buy another, which delayed the wedding and cost us our honeymoon flight and thousands of extra pounds. I just got his old suit out to dry clean. The missing ring was in its box, in his jacket. I'm going to kill him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2019 02:10

Today, my husband came home with tears in his eyes. I ran and asked him why he was crying. He said he wasn't, but he finally admitting to talking to a woman in a bar who, when she noticed his wedding ring, sprayed him with mace. FML

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Manchild

By Soontobeedivorced - 13/03/2022 22:00

Today, I confronted my husband about yet again going out “with the boys” and not coming home. I told him that as long as he has that ring on his finger, he’s gonna respect me, the kids, and our home. He responded by taking off his wedding band and throwing it to the ground. FML

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Caked and baked

By nocakeforyou! - 15/03/2011 13:11

Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML

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By IfuSeekAmyIdo - 05/04/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML

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Bachelor party

By Anonymous - 07/02/2020 18:00

Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML

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By Ansharus - 06/06/2016 13:47 - Belgium - Londerzeel

Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML

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Bad omen

By Worriedashell - 13/12/2022 12:00

Today, my husband said he was going to get errands. According to his job’s Instagram page which I follow, he was actually at his work Christmas formal. He never invited me. That’s not all. I also found his wedding band in the bathroom sink. Very close to the drain. FML

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Avaquin 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:55

wow. no offence, but hes an ass.

isantorin 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:55

sounds like the start to a great marriage.

Comments

queenrocks10 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:29

that is FML worthy i'm terribly sorry

macbenz 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:30

cry me a ******* river

Phillay632 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:31

Looks like you bagged yourself a winner. Wait, can you hear that? It sounds like the world's tiniest violin.

lyndis_fml 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:34

Dumbass. Are you really so desperate that you married the first asshole who cast a **** your way? Your own fault.

souldrifter 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:34

D-I-V-O-R-C-E... Find out what it means to me...

Lia_Mackenzie 4

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:03

The 50% + divorce rates in the US beg to differ with you.

nanoflacka 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:36

If he keeps it up divorce him because either he will become an achoholic or an ass for a husban!

WomanMonster 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:36

Darling that really sucks. Be honest with him later on and tell him he said some hurtful things when he was drinking. How he responds then is what is important. My hubby and I have been jerks to each other plenty of times. But the love is there ALWAYS.