Love: Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we...

By honeymoonisover - 28/06/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML

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By pop - 29/12/2008 01:41 - France

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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Lord of the lost rings

By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 18:00

Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML

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Long time coming

By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 13:00

Today, it's been 14 years since at our wedding my now-husband lost the wedding ring, and we had to rush to buy another, which delayed the wedding and cost us our honeymoon flight and thousands of extra pounds. I just got his old suit out to dry clean. The missing ring was in its box, in his jacket. I'm going to kill him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2019 02:10

Today, my husband came home with tears in his eyes. I ran and asked him why he was crying. He said he wasn't, but he finally admitting to talking to a woman in a bar who, when she noticed his wedding ring, sprayed him with mace. FML

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Manchild

By Soontobeedivorced - 13/03/2022 22:00

Today, I confronted my husband about yet again going out “with the boys” and not coming home. I told him that as long as he has that ring on his finger, he’s gonna respect me, the kids, and our home. He responded by taking off his wedding band and throwing it to the ground. FML

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Caked and baked

By nocakeforyou! - 15/03/2011 13:11

Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML

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By IfuSeekAmyIdo - 05/04/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML

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Bachelor party

By Anonymous - 07/02/2020 18:00

Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML

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By Ansharus - 06/06/2016 13:47 - Belgium - Londerzeel

Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML

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Bad omen

By Worriedashell - 13/12/2022 12:00

Today, my husband said he was going to get errands. According to his job’s Instagram page which I follow, he was actually at his work Christmas formal. He never invited me. That’s not all. I also found his wedding band in the bathroom sink. Very close to the drain. FML

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Avaquin 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:55

wow. no offence, but hes an ass.

isantorin 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:55

sounds like the start to a great marriage.

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RosarioRivera 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:02

thats sad. :(

GameRater01 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:03

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paperfox_fml 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:12

It's not the monetary value, it's the sentimental value. A wedding ring is a really ******* important piece of jewellery; it symbolises a couple's love and their vows. To lose one, especially so soon after a wedding, is pretty upsetting. I'd cry.

Pyrbaby 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:51

I think it depends on the tears. Wedding rings are a symbol of something that is supposed to be very special and sacred. I often cry out of frustration, so if my new husband lost his ring and we couldn't find it, I might cry a bit too. I don't mean that I'd scream and wail and throw a fit, but I might shed a few tears, more out of frustration than anything. It doesn't mean I'm a drama queen, unless I start accusing him of doing it on purpose or going on that its a bad omen or something stupid.

Entity4Infinity 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:06

a wedding ring is a symbol of their new life together as husband and wife who are supposed to love eachother.... obviously he didnt care about the wedding ring...so he isnt caring about her if hes calling her a drama queen and what not.

GENNNA_ 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:04

Awh, you poor thing! Lmao #4(:

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Sunday 28 June 2009 21:05

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giggles_123 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:05

wow, thats all mguys for you when they are drunk

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Sunday 28 June 2009 21:06

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Sunday 28 June 2009 22:28

he drank the drinks didn't he? It seems like he was in control and responsible to me. And she wasn't being a bitch, she was upset. You sir, are just an asshole and I hope that your spouse or future spouse does this to you everyday.

wsDK_II 0

Monday 29 June 2009 6:35

WTF #17? being drunk gives you no right to give up responsibilities for your actions. being drunk is not an excuse, and will never be. the law doesnt see it as an excuse either. the only reason why i like being around drunk people is you can manipulate them and gain something from the horrible experience. i have gotten a new plasma with the ammount of cash i have "borrrowed" from them, knowing they wouldnt remember:) stupid dumb ass drunks are nothing but a lower class sub set of the human race.

Leptailurus 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:06

HAHAHAHAHA Sounds like you picked a real winner, there.

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Sunday 28 June 2009 21:07

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maggy_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:40

that's the stupidest thing i've read today

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Thursday 14 June 2012 14:00

Same here.

divineinstrument 2

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:07

Ignore him calling you a bitch. He was drunk, it's not like he could control himself. And anyway, you were a bit of a drama queen. You CRIED just because he couldn't find his wedding ring? It's a bit over-the-top, but he probably should have been nicer. Maybe you should have a talk with him abotu how sad you're feeling

SoniaLovesYou 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:29

She's supposed to ignore his calling her a bitch in front of their guests?! If that's the extent that he "can't control himself" when he drinks, then he shouldn't be drinking in the first place. It's NO excuse for being cruel to your loved ones.

wingedvictorian 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:20

"he was drunk, it's not like he could control himself" honestly? would you say the same thing if he had beat her up? if you can't control yourself while drinking, control yourself by not drinking. that should be obvious, but sadly it isn't, as shown by comments like this. shockingly, it is possible to control yourself while drinking as well.