By msmidnight1965 - 22/09/2013 17:22 - Canada

Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML
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msmidnight1965 12

We have those orthodontic ones that help with oral development. They also resemble the nipple during breast feeding.

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happyforever 15

Goodness gracious. Well according to your husband most of us are ****** then.

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buckdharma 36

Explain to him that it comes with a ring attached, so it's okay.

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perdix 29

Having a pacifier won't turn her into a *****. Having an asshole for a dad might.

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worldclassrager 39

She's little she won't even remember sucking on it...but if he found some other substitute for it then good for him...

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ema_stonez 19

hand her to him when next she cries... lets see how he handles that

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dreamer8911 2

It's actually good that she have a pacifier, if you research Freud's stages of child development, the lack of oral stimulation at a young age can lead to bad habits in the future. No lecture here just sharing info.

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o76923 8

Freud is not respected in about 90% of psychology today. Almost everything he came up with has been discredited with the exception of some parts of schema theory (an explanation of why children will call all 4 legged animals dogs until they learn they are cats or deer, etc).

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blackonblight 32

Didn't Freud's own daughter work to discredit most of his theories?

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uglyluckgirl 8

Dear god, I dread the moment when your daughter goes through the "naked" phase

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