By msmidnight1965 - 22/09/2013 17:22 - Canada

Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 851
You deserved it 4 882

msmidnight1965 tells us more.

msmidnight1965 12

We have those orthodontic ones that help with oral development. They also resemble the nipple during breast feeding.

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

happyforever 15

Goodness gracious. Well according to your husband most of us are ****** then.

184 1

Comments

gc327072 30

This is your daughter. This is your daughter on pacifiers.

2 0
xRezSynn 15

Did you guys by any chance forgot to wear a condom? :S

2 1
Omniprism 14

Whoa. Well he can come up with a way to calm and soothe the baby. And tell him babies inherently suck that's how they get milk from their mothers. Call him a ***** for sucking. Hope he learns.

1 0
Isa_fml 20

That's incredibly creepy.

1 0
obtusian 7

How bad a dad is he going to be when she starts dating

0 1
aliciagentry 8

Lol sometimes we think illogically. My husband thinks our son will turn out gay if he watches Barney. Sheesh

1 0
GamerG0DDESS 29

In the Freudian beliefs (which is highly controversial), by taking away the pacifier he is inhibiting her growth out of the oral fixation state (children put things into the mouth to gain [sexual] satisfaction); therefore, the child (as Freud believes) will never pass this state and will be stuck in the oral stage of development, where then, the child will be fixated with placing things in the mouth. Thus rises "a *****." !WARNING!: This is a controversial perspective of psychology and is not widely spread; therefore, do not assume this is what makes little girls into uncontrollable sex fiends of whom open the gates to all those around.

1 0
MissLily_fml 4

lol No way...Wanting things in your mouth can mean anxiety/insecurity...I know because I get the urge to chew on a straw, eat(even when not hungry), pick on my lip with my fingers and chew excessive gum whenever I'm stressed and worrying. Nothing sexual here.

0 0