By msmidnight1965 - 22/09/2013 17:22 - Canada

Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML
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msmidnight1965 12

We have those orthodontic ones that help with oral development. They also resemble the nipple during breast feeding.

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happyforever 15

Goodness gracious. Well according to your husband most of us are ****** then.

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ctchan2381 5

he may be a dumbass... but at least he cares enough

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Obezyanka12 6

Um... Ask his mother if he had a pacifier when a baby and ask if that did anything for him.

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lil_mars 1

#129- Great idea. #126- Are you ******* retarded or just illlterate? This FML was about 7 WEEK old INFANT, not a 7 year old child.

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smilequeen0222 3

well at least he was thinking what would be best for her.

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lil_mars 1

Dude has some ISSUES, OP!

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denwing82 4

Well Freud said that she'll be having more problems when her oral stage will not be fulfilled while she's growing...

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jwb8711 13

Just kick him in the balls and when he starts whining stick the pacifier in his mouth.

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catanita 18

When she cries make him calm her down.

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harrisoncohix 5

Tell him you're going to stop breastfeeding so that she won't grow up to be a lesbian.

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sammichgirl 5

He sounds like a keeper

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